I am so Smart!

So, I learned a couple of new words. One of which is poop. Yep. Poop. I've also started saying Hi, hello and bye bye. Did I mention that I know how to use a cellphone and I can text?... Well, okay, I haven't actually called anybody and my texts are nonsense, but still. I'm getting the hang of it.

So, I use sign language to say 'milk' and I'm okay with that. The 'rents have been trying to get me to sign eat/food for a long time but I say no to them. Oh, I also sign 'bed' but sometimes I get that confused with holding a phone to my ear, but I digress (funny word!). Now Mom and Dad insist on my saying please for everything I want. What kind of world is this?! MAKING ME SIGN PLEASE FOR FRUIT SNACKS?! COME ON! I did it twice for my mom then I adamantly (ahahahaha, hilarious word) refused to do it again, but they keep on trying.

Whatever.

My mom got a bunch of pictures of me printed, 142 to be exact, and now she's going to work on my scrapbook. I'm excited to see it. I was an adorable baby. Speaking of babies, I have two that I got for my birthday and I give them kisses all the time. Mommy says I should to show them I love them. I'm going to be honest, they taste funny. I've also found that if I give my mom and dad kisses, I get my way faster.

Now for the bad news. I've been slapping and taking my mom's glasses right off her face. Le sigh. I've had to do nose in the corner twice. It sucks because Mom has to hold me there. I'm learning though, I haven't really done it again and the couple of times I have Mom and Dad just had to tell me 'No No' and I stopped.

Mom got pretty upset with Chase the other day for playing fetch with me. I am not a puppy.

Speaking of puppies! At Grammit's house I got on the floor with the puppies and even though I can walk/run/jump hurdles, I got on all fours and crawled around with the dogs. I'm a regular Dr. Doolittle. (Who is that?)

So, the other day my mom and I were hanging out in the family room and I found a cupcake wrapper. I went behind an armchair and started chewing on it. It was so yummy. Then my mom said, "Addy, what are you doing?" I peeked up with the wrapper still in my mouth and she gasped, like this, "UAHDKLJASUHHHHH!" I thought maybe I could hide from her so I sat down really fast, hoping she hadn't noticed me. Then she started laughing really, really hard. So I peeked up at her again and when she started running toward me to get the thingy out of my mouth, I sat again. She laughed even harder if you can believe it. I really didn't think she'd be able to find me because of how fast I sat but... I was wrong. No more cupcakes for me.