Watermelon!

Did you know that you can milk a watermelon? I did it today, let me explain how easy it is.

1. Have your mom put a couple of pieces of watermelon on your highchair tray.
2. Poke them with your index finger a couple of times just to feel them out a bit.
3. Eat a piece of it and make a face.
4. Grab a handful of melon and squish it as hard as you can. You'll notice a steady drip of pinkish wateryish liquidyish fluid. Don't worry, it'll collect on the tray.
5. Throw the watermelon pulp over the side of the highchair for your mom to clean up later.
6. You have now milked a watermelon! Now put your face against the tray and slurp all of the juice up. Make sure you do it loudly so everyone can know how much you like it.
7. Take an extra big slurp, sit up, look at your mom and give her a cheesy open mouthed grin while letting the juice spill down your chin and all over your clothes.

If you can't remember all of the instructions, make sure you print them off so you can do this exactly right.

Enjoy!