Self explanatory.

Meanest Mommy Ever!

I have the meanest mom. She won't hold me when she folds clothes, she won't let me lay on her sheets when she's making her bed... ugh, my life is tragic!

Proof.

First Trip to the Zoo!

Yes, it was awesome. The cougar talked to me, a monkey gave me a high five, and the tiger scared me. I have video evidence.

Enjoy!

Easter!

Ah, my friends. It is a lovely spring day, the sun is not shining, the grass is not green, and the birds are not singing... you're right. It's dreadful. Who snows in April? I mean, come on!!! Snow has been interrupting my plans. On Easter Sunday we were going to go to the zoo! But it snowed. Today Mom and I were going to go for a walk! But it snowed. Sigh. This is karma for playing in the toilets, isn't it?! -shakes my tiny fist at the sky-

Mom and I cleaned our room today... Well, actually... she cleaned and I messed up. Here's how it went.

Mom folded laundry by the bed, I went into the closet and started taking all my clothes off the hangers.

Mom fixes the clothes back on the hangers, I start pulling down all the clothes she just folded.

Mom goes to fold the clothes again, I go back to the closet, take down the clothes on hangers, then I start taking her shoes down from the shelf and since I hadn't been caught yet, I started on the DVDs and books.

Mom fixes the clothes on hangers, her shoes, and the books and movies. I, on the other hand, empty my dress up box and toy basket.

That's how it went. Mom called me "Hell in little shoes."

GASP!

I just swore... Don't tell my mom!!!