Shhh! Don't let my mom know I'm telling you this... It's a secret. It's why I've been so grumpy, but of course, I don't want them to know... them as in... my parents!
Okay... you ready?
-peak over shoulder to make sure Mom is still cleaning up the mess from breakfast-
My top tooth is coming in!
It explains everything. The lack of desire to go to sleep, the needing to be held, the screaming when I get my teeth brushed, it all fits!......... Just don't tell my parents.
You are sworn to secrecy!
Raise your right hand and repeat after me, "I Blankity Blank Blankerz, swear on all my toys, books, ice cubes, puppies, giggles, binkies, Patricks, toes, headbands and Squinchie faces that I will not tell Addyson Presley Hansen's parents about her tooth. So help me Barney, Cinderella and Snow White. Hallelujah, amen."
AddyBaby
Addyson, As your favorite aunt, I promise I won't tell your mom or dad about your secret! It's safe with me. Love ya, Sweetie.
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