An Army!

My mom says she's going to buy another Patrick. I'm thinkin'... There's more than one?! Then I had this great idea... An ARMY of Patricks! Little Private Patrick Puppys lining the bars of my crib, surrounding my laundry basket, CD player and dresser. Overflowing out of my stroller! I'd be next to warm fluffy softness no matter where I turned!

But why stop there?!

Stick them to the walls, spread them out over the floors, use them as tires on cars, lamp posts, asphalt, sidewalks, couches, chairs... Everything would be made of Patricks!!!

Gosig Spaniel WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Muwahaha, muwaahhahahaaaaa, blah ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!

I'm going to take a nap now and Patrick and I will make our mischevious plan.