Thanksgiving!

A note to my favorite family; today being Thanksgiving, I wanted you to know how very much each and every one of you mean to me.

I'm thankful for the lessons, the laughs, the entertainment, and the loyalty of my fabulous audience.

I have the opportunity each day to learn so much from those around me. Thank you for teaching me important things, like what Darth Vader says.

I love my family dearly and whenever my parents are their Nazi selves about going potty on the toilet or other various tortures, I know I can think of the rest of you and feel better.

Double Oh No Seven!

If you’re reading this, we’ve been compromised. Clean out my college fund in the Cayman Islands and meet me in Moscow. Don’t worry about me, Dragon-Sword will keep me safe.

And Patrick… there will be consequences if you forget my blankie and pockasauces.

Also, if you have time, leave a note for Mom and Dad. They'll probably worry, the silly, naive scouts. If only they knew my mission... I guess it would help if I told them, but we were sworn to secrecy, Patrick!

Ya know, we might need food for this journey... better just bring them. Uch, parents. They make everything so difficult.

A Shining Beacon!

There is a large, lighted tree in my house. I go to bed one night, wake up the next morning... and it's there. And my parents don't seem to have a problem with it?! My mom gets upset if I try to bring leaves, rocks, or bugs into the house... and yet an entire tree is okay?!

Double standard. Alright, so I don't know exactly what that means but I heard someone, somewhere saying it and I believe it applies here.

Not only is this big, beautiful tree taking up a corner of our itsy, bitsy apartment... I can't touch it! Do you know how many times I've had Nose in the Corner since Sunday morning?! I even counted how many times. Two, free, four, five, seven, eight, nine, ten, two, free... yeah, that's a lot. Papa and everybody came over the other night for dinner, I took it upon myself to warn Papa that if he touched the tree, he'd have to do NitC.

I met Kerstin's boyfriend that night, too. He seemed nice... and I had him in the palm of my hand within moments! Muwahahahahaaa!

Oh man, today when my mom dropped me off for daycare, Teacher Jody and Teacher Mandy were outside raking leaves and I wanted to hang out with them... And they let me! I was so helpful. Then when I got cold, I asked to be taken inside with the rest of my class. Yeah... pretty much awesome.

Videos and Such from other sources

My mom had a really strong feeling that she should put my photos and videos on private... on EVERYTHING. Not just blogger. So she's putting the videos she had on her own blog on here to save them from the delete button.

December 2008

Hot Chocolate for Breakfast! And lots of talking...

That pretty much sums it up. xD

It's a Fight to the Death!

As you can see, I am way too awesome for words. Matt didn't stand a chance!

Sleep Talking

So my mom is kinda mean and she recorded me talking to myself while I was in my bedroom trying not to sleep.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. It's pitch black in the video.