While eating dinner this fine, wintry evening (gag meh) my parents and I were having a thrilling discussion about how to spell my name, what Winnie the Pooh says, the ABCs and so on and so forth.
I was very entertaining. I sang a song about Prince Aurora. Yeah, I said prince and also the song No More Monkeys Jumpin' on the bed! I was a very convincing doctor... and my evil laugh has greatly improved.
Enjoy!
AddyBaby
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Snow Angel!
Not really. I didn't enjoy the snow much outside of what my parents taped. Yeah, it's cold. Mom thinks I'll be one of those people who move to St. George or Arizona to get away from the snow... I say, she's quite right.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Hide and Seek!
I had so much fun today! I saw Papa and Abu and Grandma and Grandpa Hansen and it was awesome! BYU lost... so not so awesome but really... not surprised.
Anyway, when Dad and I got home, Mom had a great idea! Hide and Seek in the dark!!! I was playing with a flash light and she told my dad something in a low voice, then ran across the house. She said, "GO!" and all the lights went out.
And the game was on! My mom helped me for a little while but then she went and hid on her own. The weirdo.
Mom says the movies remind her of the Blair Witch Project... Guess we'll have to see until I'm old enough to watch it!
Anyway, when Dad and I got home, Mom had a great idea! Hide and Seek in the dark!!! I was playing with a flash light and she told my dad something in a low voice, then ran across the house. She said, "GO!" and all the lights went out.
And the game was on! My mom helped me for a little while but then she went and hid on her own. The weirdo.
Mom says the movies remind her of the Blair Witch Project... Guess we'll have to see until I'm old enough to watch it!
Vicks... Daddy... Soon.
The other day I found a 7Up on the counter... well, being two years old and ya know, Addy, I took it upon myself to drain the contents into muh belleh in order to recycle the soda can. With my amiable intentions, I was as quiet as a mouse while drinking and slurping and sucking down the soda, of which my parents NEVER let me have.
My mom kept asking, "What are you doing?" I would hear her coming close so I would put the can down and run into the family room and tell her, "Sit down!" Then run back and start drinking again. Well, this happened several times and finally, my mom caught me. The sneaky bugger. She poured the nectar down the drain and put the can in the garbage (Mom and her environmental ignorance!).
Well, it just so happens there was a small container of Vicks Vapor Rub on the counter. Since my mother had relieved me of the soda, I decided I needed Vicks to help calm my nerves. Yeah, that didn't last very long. She took it away and put it in the closet.
I then threw myself onto the kitchen floor and threw a fit worthy of any diva. So Mom got the camera and I noticed... so I stopped.
Sorta.
My mom kept asking, "What are you doing?" I would hear her coming close so I would put the can down and run into the family room and tell her, "Sit down!" Then run back and start drinking again. Well, this happened several times and finally, my mom caught me. The sneaky bugger. She poured the nectar down the drain and put the can in the garbage (Mom and her environmental ignorance!).
Well, it just so happens there was a small container of Vicks Vapor Rub on the counter. Since my mother had relieved me of the soda, I decided I needed Vicks to help calm my nerves. Yeah, that didn't last very long. She took it away and put it in the closet.
I then threw myself onto the kitchen floor and threw a fit worthy of any diva. So Mom got the camera and I noticed... so I stopped.
Sorta.
Mommy's Mad Face
Yeah, Daddy taught me how to do Mommy's mad face. Eyebrow raised with a slight purse of the lips. She thought it was pretty funny and I admit, I did too. I amuse myself greatly (I said that last part with a British accent... at least I think it was British, I've never been there so I dunno).
Candy... Bed?!
So Mommy turns her back for a few seconds and... guess what I fooound?! My Halloween candy. So, I take it into my room, shut the door, and hide under the bed... And then she got suspicious...
For good reason, but still... the unfairness of it all.
For good reason, but still... the unfairness of it all.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Thanksgiving!
A note to my favorite family; today being Thanksgiving, I wanted you to know how very much each and every one of you mean to me.
I'm thankful for the lessons, the laughs, the entertainment, and the loyalty of my fabulous audience.
I have the opportunity each day to learn so much from those around me. Thank you for teaching me important things, like what Darth Vader says.
I love my family dearly and whenever my parents are their Nazi selves about going potty on the toilet or other various tortures, I know I can think of the rest of you and feel better.
I'm thankful for the lessons, the laughs, the entertainment, and the loyalty of my fabulous audience.
I have the opportunity each day to learn so much from those around me. Thank you for teaching me important things, like what Darth Vader says.
I love my family dearly and whenever my parents are their Nazi selves about going potty on the toilet or other various tortures, I know I can think of the rest of you and feel better.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Double Oh No Seven!
If you’re reading this, we’ve been compromised. Clean out my college fund in the Cayman Islands and meet me in Moscow. Don’t worry about me, Dragon-Sword will keep me safe.
And Patrick… there will be consequences if you forget my blankie and pockasauces.
Also, if you have time, leave a note for Mom and Dad. They'll probably worry, the silly, naive scouts. If only they knew my mission... I guess it would help if I told them, but we were sworn to secrecy, Patrick!
Ya know, we might need food for this journey... better just bring them. Uch, parents. They make everything so difficult.
Monday, November 22, 2010
A Shining Beacon!
There is a large, lighted tree in my house. I go to bed one night, wake up the next morning... and it's there. And my parents don't seem to have a problem with it?! My mom gets upset if I try to bring leaves, rocks, or bugs into the house... and yet an entire tree is okay?!
Double standard. Alright, so I don't know exactly what that means but I heard someone, somewhere saying it and I believe it applies here.
Not only is this big, beautiful tree taking up a corner of our itsy, bitsy apartment... I can't touch it! Do you know how many times I've had Nose in the Corner since Sunday morning?! I even counted how many times. Two, free, four, five, seven, eight, nine, ten, two, free... yeah, that's a lot. Papa and everybody came over the other night for dinner, I took it upon myself to warn Papa that if he touched the tree, he'd have to do NitC.
I met Kerstin's boyfriend that night, too. He seemed nice... and I had him in the palm of my hand within moments! Muwahahahahaaa!
Oh man, today when my mom dropped me off for daycare, Teacher Jody and Teacher Mandy were outside raking leaves and I wanted to hang out with them... And they let me! I was so helpful. Then when I got cold, I asked to be taken inside with the rest of my class. Yeah... pretty much awesome.
Double standard. Alright, so I don't know exactly what that means but I heard someone, somewhere saying it and I believe it applies here.
Not only is this big, beautiful tree taking up a corner of our itsy, bitsy apartment... I can't touch it! Do you know how many times I've had Nose in the Corner since Sunday morning?! I even counted how many times. Two, free, four, five, seven, eight, nine, ten, two, free... yeah, that's a lot. Papa and everybody came over the other night for dinner, I took it upon myself to warn Papa that if he touched the tree, he'd have to do NitC.
I met Kerstin's boyfriend that night, too. He seemed nice... and I had him in the palm of my hand within moments! Muwahahahahaaa!
Oh man, today when my mom dropped me off for daycare, Teacher Jody and Teacher Mandy were outside raking leaves and I wanted to hang out with them... And they let me! I was so helpful. Then when I got cold, I asked to be taken inside with the rest of my class. Yeah... pretty much awesome.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Videos and Such from other sources
My mom had a really strong feeling that she should put my photos and videos on private... on EVERYTHING. Not just blogger. So she's putting the videos she had on her own blog on here to save them from the delete button.
December 2008
Saturday, November 6, 2010
It's a Fight to the Death!
As you can see, I am way too awesome for words. Matt didn't stand a chance!
Sleep Talking
So my mom is kinda mean and she recorded me talking to myself while I was in my bedroom trying not to sleep.
Your eyes are not deceiving you. It's pitch black in the video.
Your eyes are not deceiving you. It's pitch black in the video.
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